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Tree's not decorated, lights aren't up,
House needs
cleaning, what's for sup?
Company's coming, what fun, but oh, my!
Customers demanding, no time for a sigh!
Off to L.A.; hope the plane's not late
Pray for good
weather, gotta lose weight.
Forgot my haircut; will the turkey thaw?
Look at the traffic; worst I ever saw.
Dinner was okay; the room is a mess.
Christmas wasn't
bad; pretty good, I guess.
If I had just one of those legendary wishes,
It'd be that Santa'd fly in—and do the dishes!
